I Know He Likes Muffins He Gets One

I know this slave loves a delicious muffin... so I determined to be nice and bring one along for him ;- But of course I dont want him to love it too much :-D I get my hiking boots all muddy and dirty, then taunt him with the delicious muffin... dangling it in front of his eyes, but not permitting him to eat it. I take a bite and slobber it on the dirty ground - and then crush it under my muddy boot feet. The slaves already enormously disgusted, but of course Im going to crush the remaining muffin as well - and then feed it to him from my boots. He has to lick and eat all of the disgusting muffinspitmud mix!