Your Tiny Useless Dick

After a nice date I determine to take you home with me. While Im undressing myself, I want you to take off your briefs. Why so bashful, hm? Look, Ive already taken off my yes, take off your trunks. But wait, whats THAT?! is there a real penis behind that little wiener? Wheres your penis? Do you call that little... object a penis? Haha, you got me, thats a good oh wait, thats your reality and I cant stop laughing about it! Well, I guess you know that this night came to an end because I cant use your little dick for anything. The last thing you could do to sate me, is to smooch my butt, loser!