Little Dude Covered In Spit And Dirt

As I come back home I find this little stud just where I left him - on the rug I always use to clean my boots! And my railing boots are terribly dirty - but very first Ill cover this little boy in my spit! Again and again I spit on his tiny body, cover his body and face completely with my spit. But then it gets really tough for the little one... as I start to trample him with my muddy riding boots! The hard soles stomp down mercilessly on his tiny body - leaving him crushed and covered in dirt!