Crushed Fruit Dirty Boots

Observe as I stamp on, trample and crush a selection of fruit - strawberries, raspberries and apples - in my nice Timberland heeled boots - and then instruct you to slurp them clean! Thats three of your five a day right there - you cant say I dont do anything for you. Fruit is good for you, and if this is the only way I can get you to eat it and take care of yourself a little better, so be it! Gobble the fruit off my boots, bitch boy!