Smoking Break While Sitting On Your Face

I grab a coffee and want to smoke a cigarette - and for that Im going to use your face as a comfy seat! I thrust you to the ground and sit down right on your face with my hard jeans. Oh, is the hard fabric of the jeans crushing your nose? And you cant breathe? Getting throttled under my arse? Well, thats bad luck for you! But dont worry, Ill get up a few times and make sure youll sustain - otherwise I couldnt use you in the future anymore :-D.