Swallow All The Dirt

Today I was out with my sexy leather high high-heeled shoes. I crossed a cowshed and instantaneously had this nasty idea in my head. I walked through the muck, the dung, and the mud and made my boots full of stinking mess till the top. Of course, I had a very special idea connected with it. At home, my little pig was waiting. He will eat these beautiful boots clean again. No matter how hard it will be. I will smoke a cigarette and use him as an ash-stand. In the end, he can also eat the cigarette as well. Because pigs eating everything, right?! And eventually a few hard stomps into his ballsack for he has not made a good job.