Hey Little Dude Help Me Pick Out A Pair Of Boots

You truly love getting stepped on, dont you?! Well, if youre there on the ground already, you might just help me pick a pair of footwear to wear today - I truly cant determine inbetween my sexy high high-heeled slippers, my wedges or the sandals with the lower chunky heels... I guess Ill try them all! How do they feel on you? Youre getting crushed pretty good once again I see... oh, and you seem to like the chunky heels - or at least youre crushed well enough to stick to them :-D Well, at least you got a nice view if you stick to them - but only if you live long enough to enjoy it and not fall off somewhere of course :-D.