My Boot Cleaning Servant

I truly love my Buffalo boots - theyre so sexy and comfy - but since theyre pretty old, they need to be well taken care of! I order the boot slave to commence by slurping them clean totally. He has to lick all the leather parts, the heels and the dirty soles as well! After he cleaned the boots to my satisfaction he has to apply some shoe polish with a brush and then polish them with a cloth until theyre shiny black again!