You Slurp My Sneakers Clean

Bah! Look how dirty my boots are. Simply repugnant! Its YOUR job to clean my sneaker, so get slurping them NOW! Do your job and gobble all the dirt off them. I want them compltely clean and YOU alone are responsible for ensuring that they are. Tongue out and off you go, from top to bottom, from left to right, YOU lick every inch of my soles clean. Ill show you every dirty mark, just do it right under my control!