Crushing Your Laptop Under Booty And Heels

So, I received your precious fresh and fully working laptop - lets see what it can take! If it can treat me sitting on it with my full weight? Well, that seems to be no problem - just a little squeaking - even if I drop my booty on it hard. So, lets open it and go a little firmer on it :-D I wonder whats going to happen if I put this full metal Mag-Lite inbetween the keyboard and the display... and then sit down on it? Oh, that sounds like some serious cracks now! Maybe I should attempt it from the other side as well? I dont think you can use this laptop anymore... but Ill finish it under my high-heeled slippers before sending it back to you! This is a non-exclusive custom-made clip for a fan. If you want me to do a custom-made clip for you, send me an email to com!