Loser Used As Foot Stool And Ash-stand

While I love a break and a cigarette, Ill use this loser as footstool for my boots and Ill mostly overlook him - apart from me using his mouth as an ash-pot! While Im browsing Facebook on my phone and love myself, I order him to open his mouth again and again, so I can drop my ashes into it. Of course, he has to gulp all of my ash! In the end I also spit into his mouth, before dropping the cigarette butt into his mouth and coercing him to swallow it as well.