Raunchy Announcement For Full-time Failures

Full-time failures, losers, idiots, whatever, you are simply futile and a cargo for humanity! Permanently wanking and entirely useless for anything else, you sit non-stop in front of your screen! Now its raining hard words on you and Ill make a clear announcement how you have to work! Staring at my divine, full and red lips will make you infinitely horny and your synapses will explode!