Loser Used As Ash-pot And Spittoon

Ive made this loser into my individual chair - but hes going to be of much more use today. I slobber into his mouth and light up a cigarette while sitting on him. Then I use his gob as my ash-stand and slobber into it a lot more. Of course he has to swallow the disgusting mix of spit and ash - while I enjoy my comfortable human seat!