I’m Going To Sit On Your Face

I bet youd love to be my human seatpad, wouldnt you? Well, you will surely never practice this in real life - but at least now you can wish about it! Look at my tasty arse in these skin-tight jeans - as it leisurely descends and then stays on your face - smothering you underneath. Will I get up often enough for you to survive? Do you think I care?!