The Worst Pony Alive

Are you already screaming from fear, my little pony? Today I wanna rail your muscles warm after the last months of a cold spring. Today were gonna rail slew more rounds than youre used to and youll go after my commands until the bitter end! But - wait, whats that?! Seems that your joints got rusty. Theres a huge difference between YOU and the word fast. Come on, guy! Are you now youre even collapsing! So awkward.